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Found this on another forum I frequent.....I thought it was pretty funny!

Insert your own profanity in the '****'!!



Civilian Friends 'VS' Army Friends...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when you're drunk.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ARMY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but hey, that **** was fun as ****!"

ARMY FRIENDS: Laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your *****.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ARMY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff, then keep your stuff untill they PCS.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ARMY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ARMY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
ARMY FRIENDS: Will say "Okay just one more." 2 minutes later "Okay just one more."

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
ARMY FRIENDS: Will actually TAKE a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will roll you on your side when you are passed out puking your guts out and sincerely be concerned for your health and safety.
ARMY FRIENDS: will point at, laugh at, draw on you, pour beer on you and leave you to STEW in your own filth.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.


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good to hear from you Sime.... been a long time:D


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punisher911 said:
A very big Army Hooah!!! By the way, who knew it got this cold in Iraq. [/QUOTE

:hello: right was shocking to find out that it got cold in the desert...especially after being used to 130 deg days. it has been a while since I was there tho....about 16 years now....damn I feel old all of a sudden. anyway, best of luck over your 6 and keep your down and all that stuff :thumb:

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punisher911 said:
A very big Army Hooah!!! By the way, who knew it got this cold in Iraq.
Learned the hard way! been about 4 years, but still remember that the swing from day to night really sucks!

Keep your eyes open and your head down! :thumbs2:

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That's the problem, you get up to take a shower and freeze, then sweat in the aftenoon. It's relatively safe here in the TMC I work at. Even the FLA (four litter ambulance) I drive has bolted on up armor doors. However, we're pretty close to the wall and get shots coming in quite often as they are shooting at the towers.
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