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Cos prior to England walking all over you guys at the game of the gods, we're goin to whooop yer arses at football.

Things could be quite quiet in the southern hemisphere for a while !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Day

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Advance Australia Fair!!

Football, ohhh you mean girly soccer...... :twofinger not my sport really but get a good laugh at vowels in our players names.... not a single Smith or Brown, plenty of Popcovic's and Viduka's though.

I heard a good cricket joke the other day
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...the current English team.

Not sure what we're going to do with another two world cups this year... is starting to get very monotonous :rolleyes:

Hey, you started it :D :D :D
 

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My favorite joke ( well one of em)

So Adam's talking to God ...say's heh God what's the deal down here.
God replies...well you see I've tried to create a well balanced world. I've created North and South America..North where they will prosper and have a great nation filled with wealth and opportunity. South while poor have beautiful women and a relaxed way of life.
West and east Europe...West will have some of the greatest minds on earth to develope industry and well being. Beauthiful landscapes and way of life. East wil be tough and hard and cold.
Through out Asia I have created balanced society's of beauty and natual resources with hardships of climate and financial problems.

Then i created New Zeeland. An all together wonderfull place. Beautiful scenery, plenty for all. Natural resources and riches for all.
That hardly seems fair say's Adam, New Zeeland seems much better than the rest.... to which God replies
" You wait till ya meet the loud mouth wankers in the country next to em!!"


Roll on Wednesday
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Slight error Dave

but i'll forgive ya.......................

Those that can, do! Those that can't, .....emigrate!

Over to you my boy.
 

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Emptying the bench??

What's this I hear about your plonker of a manager saying he's planing on changing 11 players come half time?? Are we that bad???

I'm giving in before the convict comments start flying..... you've done this before Phil..... :p
 

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Oh come on Dave

dont give up that easy....!

If england has an off day ..the local girls school could whoop us.
I've never actually seen the ozzie's play footy. There are some good uns..one of whom has retired and is now a TV commentator in Singapore..

I'm not into football much at all but it's one of the things England can be good at and we need all the glory we can get.
 

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Thurs morn our time!!

Would like to say I'll be up at 4am to cheer on the Ozzies but that just ain't gunna happen :p

The only times I've even seen 4am has been entirely due to excessive alcohol and I'd like to keep it that way.....

You will be hearing from me tomorrow BP, better bring your Kleenex big boy :cool:
 

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Time to emigrate BP, again.....

First it was the cricket then the rugby, and now this!!!

You pommy gits should forget about sports and just stick to knitting socks and spotting trains....... :p
 

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YOu lucky lucky lucky bastids

what can i say.

What a mess. There are times (many) when you wonder what the F they do with managers like that.

well done Oz

( the socceroo's ....what a name)

Cheers
PS do you know a web bulk klennex order service:crying:
 
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