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Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin-

Verse 1:
Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.
Italian Ducati's, I cannot afford.
If I rode an MV, I'd still be ignored.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.

Verse 2:
Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.
My friends all ride faster than me anymore.
I'm not asking much, it's a Honda of course.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.

Want more?

HA HA HA!!! :D :D :D


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ROFLMAO!!!!

Paul, you missed your calling in life - to become a comedian!



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John,

Yankee Doodle would never part my cheeks, but I may be able to squeeze off a few bars of Dixieland! :D

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MEHLMAN:
hey will,

are my ears really bleeding??
or does it just feel that way?

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I put cotton in mine a while ago to help mop up the blood :D

I just wish I was creative enough to make a Kawasaki song... :rolleyes:



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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RedNinja:
I just wish I was creative enough to make a Kawasaki song... :rolleyes:
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Ok you asked for it, Here's my attempt at creativity:

To the tune of "American Woman"

-KAWASAKI! Stay away from MEE-hee, KAWASAKI! Momma let me Bee-hee! You're no good for me! Im too good for you! ..... :D

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[This message has been edited by riverrunner_2000 (edited June 22, 2000).]
 

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HA,HA,HA... LMAO, stop it kyle you're killing me.

oh, oh... how about...

to the um,um went the little green frog:

"wait up!" says the little green kawi every day,
"wait up!" says the green kawa-sakieeee,
"wait up!" says the little green kawi every day,


and we all go ha, ha, ha...

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[This message has been edited by MEHLMAN (edited June 22, 2000).]
 

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Here's another...
Sung to the tune of "The Beverley Hillbillies":

Gonna' tell you a story of a guy named Will,
wanted a Ducati but he couldn’t foot the bill.
Didn’t buy a Honda cause he heard that they were bad
So he bought a Kawasaki but the red was all they had.

The next thing you know Ol’ Will is going fast,
tried to stuff it in a turn with Robert on his ass.
The bike it didn’t turn too well and skidded through the grass,
Then Kyle came along and flipped the finger as he passed!

Well a mile up the road Ol’ Robert’s giving chase,
Kyle stuck his finger up and looked him in the face.
The Honda couldn’t take it and poor Kyle lost the lead,
Those CBR900’s are a piece-o-shit indeed.

HA HA HA!!! :p



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Paul,

Thanks for making my day. :)

P.S. Gotta run now, have to go to the bathroom nefore I pee my pants from laughing. :)


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Paul, bro, you have truly missed your calling in life! Now, how am I supposed to go clean the bike with these tears in my eyes? :eek:

And you'll get an extra slap in the head for calling a Honda a piece-o-shit, either next week if you stop off in Miami or in September when we meet at the Gap! ;)

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Oh! He's definitely going to get a slap in the head for the piece-o-shit chorus. :mad: :p :D

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Low Caliber rhymes that took me WAY too long to generate, but here goes:

To the tune/beat of Eminem: The Real Slim Shady

Ya'll all act like you've never seen a Ducati before…
Jaws all on the floor
Like Troy and Carl just burst thru the door
They started makin their passes first and before
Nicky ever gotta chance, he started getting' mad (aaahh)

It's the return of the Duc, ah, no wait, you're kidding
He didn't just lay down a bike like that, did he
And Carl Fogarty said…nothin' you idiots Carl's almost dead
He's lyin' in a hospital bed! (heh-heh)

He's ridin' towards the finish line
Only got one goal in mind
Doesn't even see the wall on his right side

now he's walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
Wavin' to you know who, "Yeah but he still rides though"

Yeah he's definitely got a couple of screws up in his head loose,
but no worse than what he'll experience if he don't cut loose...

...blah-blah-blah

Chorus:

'cause I'm Nicky Hayden yes I'm the Red Rider
Mat Mladin wants me to crack another header
So won't the real Champion (me) pls. Stand up, pls. Stand up, pls. Stand up


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my Bruthas AND Sistas!!!

[This message has been edited by CBR Brutha (edited June 26, 2000).]
 
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