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That looks the bollocks

Well thats sorted then. I know what colour the race fairings gonna be.!
Top marks to the bloke that did it.

Loads better than the silver.

Hows the blisters on the new un Legend??
 

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Whoa

As ever my trousers expand with delight!
 

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'Loads better than silver' my hairy....

Why all you girlies buy red ones is beyond me. Does it match your lipstick or remind you of your periods at the end of each month?

It's been brought to our attention from a well know redently established authority on motorcyle fashion, (coming to a BBQ) near you), that they're becoming and I quote '10-a-penny'. Eh Auntie Phil?

And you know why? Red ones that's why bloody red ones. If a couple of you bothered to bat a couple of brain cells together and bought a blue one every now and then instead of looking like a grid of motorised jam rags we would have something more interesting and less confusing for the poor 12 specatators they wheel mout of the twilight homes to watch us each month!

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ten a penny

ten a 16000 pennies or more for a new un.

Silver is shite. Looks like lego technic. Darth Vaders grand dad would've loved it.
Red is fast, cool, passionate and racey. How many racers use silver ..bar that plonk on the KR whatever it is. They only did that cos the Yam factory had a bucket load left...wonder why!!!

Who cares anyhow ...just ride the bleeder

That black un does look bril though

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and Sylvia's mother said......

Thank you for calling and.....

If I remember last night's drunken ramblings correctly, without the need to exaggerate or inaccurately report them for cheap laughs or to embarrass the more vulnerably drunk amongst us, it was decided that:

1) Nicknames should be shortened to a manageable two or three syllables. For example;

Dick Darstedly - DD
Flymo Joe - Flymo
Legend - Bell End
Silva Bullet - Sylvia
Silva Bullet - Pink Bullet
Silva Bullet - Pinky

2) My bike would look good metallic purple,(Mk II Escort colour), Semi Matt Black, (er..Black) or indeed Pink if i could a matching Alpinestars Tutu, but since Sylvia seemed so excited about the prospect of Pink it might be better to, just to have his R6 acccidentally on purpose sprayed one night, say Saturday night 14th December, Bike 99, The Concorde Holiday Barracks, back before breakfast please!

3) No one likes me. Harsh....but fair!

....and the operator said forty cents more fo the next, three minutes, more...Oh pleeeeeeease Mrs.....
 
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