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= Putting out the cat =


You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.

They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.

She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.

"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver veered off the road and hit a parked car.
 

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If a man makes a statement in the woods and there is not a woman around,is he still wrong????
 

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Smokes35 said:
That was almost as funny as an accident with a bus full of nuns...



you need more material... :twofinger

That would be like the seven up commercial were the truck hits the vending machine. "never had it, never will" scattered all over the road. Hahahahahahaha, I'm going to hell
 

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good one barley..... ha haha
 
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