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Just as I was leaving my place on my new R1 , I'm at the stop sign when I see my sisters bf in his camaro coming down the street to my right.At first I didint think it was his car because it had a scoop hood.He stops short of the sign, I assumed he wanted to talk.His car sounds louder and deeper than usual.I go over and he asks where I'm headed. I tell him just for a ride, I ask him whats with the hood, and why does his car sound a helot diferent.He says he just put the 427 in.I'm like sweeeet, he says hes just going to drive around for a couple hours and race people, asks If I want to come and If Il race him.I said Il come but I cant beat you on this.

So I follow him onto queen st, when he pulls in he floors it burns out halfway to the lights.I'm like "whoa" at this point.I pull up to him at the lights and signal I want to drag, he nods and smiles.I'm waiting for the light, I know this guys gonna take me since I cant just dump the clutch, and I'm new on this.I kept it at 5k and let off the clutch when the light changed, burnt out took off like a bat out of hell, I think he was picking his nose , he hasint left 2nd, clutchlessed 3rd, fourth..where is this guy?I look back hes hundreds of feet behind me, I slow down and he pulls up.Hes smilling.

So were at the next set of lights and I signal I wanna go for real this time, he nods ya ya and smiles.Just then this little pickup with obviously something under the hood pulls up, reving his engine like a ricer.My sisters bf revs his, the guy in the pickup looks like he wants to race.So I bring my nearly red line, with my d&d can, he fucking heard it.Theres a while yet on the light.The guy in the pickup does a quick burnout..........light changes I let off slower this time.I hear and see my friends camaro burn out all first gear, and again second.As soon as we do, guess what?The cherrys come on from the next street over.It all happened so fast, my friends camaro won the start(no shit , with a 427) hes far ahead, the pickup decides to stop for the cop while I just follow my friend, were going about 80clicks when my friends camaro slows down, I slow down as well and pull over.I pull up behind his camaro and the cop pulls up behind me..I know what my sisters bf is like and I had a feelling he was going to run, since he had no plates anyways.So I kept my hand on the throtle and the bike in gear.I look back at the cop and two leos are walking up to us, when I look back at my camaro I see him looking at my in the eyes in his mirror, he makes a motion and then his cars engine revs right up, does a nice gear burn out, as soon as I realised what he did I took off to. Im following him but hes pulling way ahead and theres no hope for me, I let off the throtle and look in the miror, cop is chasing.Fuck.I cant keep up with my friend so I take a righ.I complete the turn and look back to see if he will chase me, I guess he knew he couldint catch a bike, or not, but he followed my friend.I make my way back to my house In the back roads as quick as I can and hid out in the basement with a couple beers.I later found out my friend got away, a couple turns and he lost him.He put the camaro in storage.So I guess a 93 z28 with a 427 and 727 tranny can beat an 04 Yzf-R1.Don't know much about his car mods or specs but il try and find out some numbers.
 

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Hold on a minute...

Yes...

Yes.

Your name and picture are in the dictionary next to 'lying fuckstick'.

I would post the link, but I'm on my blackberry running 180 with like fifty cops chasing me and my cousin's brother's roomate on our new gixxers.
 

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+1, I have built many bad ass drag cars, and a big block street car does not hold a candle, especially if he spinning tires throught second.

And, who in there right mind builds a chevey big block, then buys or makes an adapter to bolt up a chrysler tranny:confused:
 

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No opinion about your story, but I can tell you this...

I have been to the dragstrip. Not a whole lot of cars run low 10's high 9's (that dont come off of a trailer). Almost none of them are streetable. That bike is almost definately faster than your boyfriend's brothers fathers ex-roomates early 90's Camaro. I dont give a damn what motor he dropped in it.

There are some drag cars (obviously) that are faster than modern liter bikes but they usually have tiny front tires and cost so much to build and maintain that they are not driven around looking for street races.
 

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What's funny is that he took the time to type up that massive story.

What's even funnier is that he's a lying pussy.
 

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Do you even own a bike?

Other than a pushbike! cause you seem to know f*ck all about what they can do.
Not that i'm an expert mind you.
 

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ya, i dont buy it, i could probably take him in my 600, i have taken a 04 corvette, those things have like 500hp and can blast off like a fuckin rocket. (for a cage) Now it was from an onramp so eventually he blasted by me at like 140 but thats like insane speed and i aint doin that.
 

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Aw, c'mon, guys, I thought it was a great dream....er, I mean story. :p


It cracked me up that the Camaro spun the wheels through all of first and second, yet somehow still managed to beat him... :laughing:


xNightRiderx - Before you submit this essay to your teacher, I'd run it through a spelling a grammar check. :thumb:
 

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Hi xNightRiderx-

That was an entertaining tale. A street-legal car over a decade old stomping a new Yamaha R1 seems a stretch.

~ Blue Jays ~
 

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I don't post much, But a 427 LT1... sounds like bullshit. THEN to top it all off a fucking dodge tranny! I would be willing to bet if this guy told you that then he's so full of shit its sad. He is probley got a stock LT1. Next time you see him ask him what kind of rear end he's got, if he says 10 bolt then you know hes lying because you can break those so easy theres noway somone would put the kind of money into a punched out small block and not have a 12 bolt or a ford 9' to go with it

And odds of it being a 427 big block are worse then the small block. he would need a motown block which are cheap. And a 9 second street car is pretty common imo, you guys are'nt looking in the right places.
 

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His 1st and only post is total :bs:

BTW a 727 torque flight tranny is an automatic so I'm wondering how this guy was reving the motor up and doing a "gear burnout". Now a power brake burn out makes sense but nobody revs an automatic trans in neutral and dumps it into drive :eek:
if they plan on keeping this tranny.

Of course he could have those high performance universal automatic trannies with a manual clutch and sealed muffler bearings :twofinger
 

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Took off at ~5K in 1st gear? Your R1 should be screaming on one wheel in front of all others and wouldn't need to shift up at all, unless to prevent looping. I don't think you'd have trouble finding power in a R1.
 

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why are you on an 04 R1?
 

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hmmm.....
I will agree with everyone else...
the story is bullshit...
however
if you are going to put another incredibly lame bullshit story on here
please for the love of god learn how to spell and please check your grammar.
I spent more time Deciphering the mistakes in the story than actually reading it
In the end I wish I had just passed up this post.
It was almost a waist of time.
I never thought anyone could have grammar that bad.
It was worth a laugh

-ZD
 

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zdavis said:
hmmm.....
I will agree with everyone else...
the story is bullshit...
however
if you are going to put another incredibly lame bullshit story on here
please for the love of god learn how to spell and please check your grammar.
I spent more time Deciphering the mistakes in the story than actually reading it
In the end I wish I had just passed up this post.
It was almost a waist of time.
I never thought anyone could have grammar that bad.
It was worth a laugh

-ZD
Pot, meet kettle. :twofinger
 

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I guess I waisted my post then. :dunno:

I was just pointing out the fact that if you're going to bag on someone for their spelling and grammar, make damn sure yours is impeccable when you do it. At least for that post anyway. No need to get all bent out of shape over it. :2cents:
 

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I am not bent out of shape
I just was hoping that I wasn't the dumbass who spelled a word wrong while criticizing someone else on their spelling
 

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Uh oh, natives are getting resless. :D


As for the story, good job! Taking a creative writing class are we? :twofinger

You can out run a cop car, but you can't out run a Motorola. :2cents:
 
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