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Three (natural) blondes died and found themselves standing before
> St.Peter.
> He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell
> him
> what Easter was.
> The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
> and
> we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Nooooooooo!" and he
> banished her to hell.
> The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
> exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooooo! and he banished her to hell.
> The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So,
> tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
> the
> Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
> disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The
> Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him
> in
> a tomb behind a very large boulder." St. Peter said, "Veeerrrrrrry good."
> Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder
> and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
> basketball".
> St. Peter fainted.
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