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  Topic Review (Newest First)
06-14-2004 04:23 PM
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06-14-2004 04:16 PM
New girl on the block...

New girl on the block

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll
become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in
front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got
a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She
says, "A hundred dollars."

"Shit. All I've got is thirty," he replied with disgust.

"Hold on just a second." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get
for thirty dollars?"

"Hmm... for only $30, a handjob is all he can get."

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

He says okay, and she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a
simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll
be right back."

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan
this guy seventy bucks?"


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