Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Aurora, CO USA 80013
So, my 18 month old son bails off of a kitchen chair this morning and manages to get himself a couple of stiches to the back of his head. Naturally, the wife, who was watching him at the time, is beside herself because of the incident.
I tell her "Lighten up, what are you gonna do when he has his first case of road rash?"
She says "You mean what am I gonna do to YOU when he has his first case of road rash?!"
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." - Vernon Wormer.- Dean, Faber College.