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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-22-2003, 07:32 PM Thread Starter
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why men die first

Why men die first. This is a question that has gone unanswered
for
centuries...but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat
race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her. If you
don't
work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is
exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay,
you
should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she
gets
a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive
bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a
chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
domination.
If SHE asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're
sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't,
you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't,
you're
not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If
you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you
don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're over-sexed. If you don't, there
must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

euros are like tampons, every pus*y has one..lol

save water drink beer
save water shower with a friend
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did you know that married men live longer than single men?

well, at least it feels that way

SQUID=Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, & Imminently Dead

Katie has a nice "spice rack".

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WHY MEN DIE FIRST?

YOU COULDNT HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER..................................
IF MEN DO DIE FIRST? ITS CUZ OF THESES GOD DAM WOMEN THAT DRIVE US INSAINE. THEY NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY WANT EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. I COULD GO ON AND ON FOR A PAGE OR TWO ABOUT HOW SREWED UP MEN HAVE BECOME BECAUSE OF THIS BUT I HAVE LEARNED TO JUST LISTEN, DONT SAY TO MUCH AND AGREE. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT IAM TALKING ABOUT..... I DONT HAVE TO GO INTO SPECIFICS .

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and know someone else and expect them to know you.

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haha...yeah see girls suck..that's why i try not to be one of those comlicated ones....i jusst do whatever and have fun....i liek to argue sometimes, but only for shi**'s and giggles...lol...sorry guys!

sam**

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Not to be racist but i see indians around here that can have native pride t-shirts and junk and get away with it, if i put a white pride t-shirt i'd probably go straight to jail... Just dont see the justice in that.
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'cause it's worth it!!!

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Not to be racist but i see indians around here that can have native pride t-shirts and junk and get away with it, if i put a white pride t-shirt i'd probably go straight to jail... Just dont see the justice in that.
dude it isn't all bad...can i interest you in donating some money to the United Caucasion College Fund?

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Post RACIST OR JUST DUMB?

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Not to be racist but i see indians around here that can have native pride t-shirts and junk and get away with it, if i put a white pride t-shirt i'd probably go straight to jail... Just dont see the justice in that.
WEAR ONE OF THOES DUMB BLOCK OF CHEESES ON YOUR HEAD
AND YOUE LIABLE TO GET SHOT!

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and know someone else and expect them to know you.

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Re: RACIST OR JUST DUMB?

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WEAR ONE OF THOES DUMB BLOCK OF CHEESES ON YOUR HEAD
AND YOUE LIABLE TO GET SHOT!
Hey now...I'm from Wisconsin...and I own one of those Dumb Blocks of Cheese.......
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