emission workers are idiots
Well, atleast these 2 assclowns were. The car in front of me (80s tempo) was being tested for a 3rd time. I assumed the first 2 times he failed, because why else would they spin him a 3rd time? anyways, during test the sniffer fell off the tailpipe and he passed. WAY2GO governement workers! haha.
then it was my turn. they tried to type my VIN in 3 times, and failed each time. the computer kept saying my bike was a 74 honda of some sort. They had to get their manager lady to come over and type it in for them. good thing she got it, or what would they have done? Then he tells me that he is going to buy a new bike soon. Yep, he said soon he'll have a CBR900F4... right, i guess honda is still designing that one. Then he told me insurance companies give you better rates if you take your fairing off. I can see it now,
"Ok mr. cammack, do you have any speeding tickets or accidents?"
"yes, i have 2 tickets..."
"ok sir, what about your age?"
"i am 18,"
"ok, how many CCs?"
"ok sir, we're almost done. Did you take the fairing off?"
"well, that qualifies you for our special rate program, you get $500 off your yearly premium since your bike is now ugly."
damn... poor guy. too much exhaust fumes i think.