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A Song for you...

3K views 26 replies 9 participants last post by  Luv2RideFast 
#1 ·
Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin-

Verse 1:
Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.
Italian Ducati's, I cannot afford.
If I rode an MV, I'd still be ignored.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.

Verse 2:
Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.
My friends all ride faster than me anymore.
I'm not asking much, it's a Honda of course.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda F4.

Want more?

HA HA HA!!! :D :D :D


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-Paul
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#12 ·
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MEHLMAN:
hey will,

are my ears really bleeding??
or does it just feel that way?

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I put cotton in mine a while ago to help mop up the blood :D

I just wish I was creative enough to make a Kawasaki song... :rolleyes:



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99ZX-6e
 
#13 ·
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RedNinja:
I just wish I was creative enough to make a Kawasaki song... :rolleyes:
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Ok you asked for it, Here's my attempt at creativity:

To the tune of "American Woman"

-KAWASAKI! Stay away from MEE-hee, KAWASAKI! Momma let me Bee-hee! You're no good for me! Im too good for you! ..... :D

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Kyle J.-
email:Kyle@sportbikeworld.com

[This message has been edited by riverrunner_2000 (edited June 22, 2000).]
 
#14 ·
HA,HA,HA... LMAO, stop it kyle you're killing me.

oh, oh... how about...

to the um,um went the little green frog:

"wait up!" says the little green kawi every day,
"wait up!" says the green kawa-sakieeee,
"wait up!" says the little green kawi every day,


and we all go ha, ha, ha...

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Nick
"You meet the nicest people on Hondas"

[This message has been edited by MEHLMAN (edited June 22, 2000).]
 
#15 ·
Here's another...
Sung to the tune of "The Beverley Hillbillies":

Gonna' tell you a story of a guy named Will,
wanted a Ducati but he couldn’t foot the bill.
Didn’t buy a Honda cause he heard that they were bad
So he bought a Kawasaki but the red was all they had.

The next thing you know Ol’ Will is going fast,
tried to stuff it in a turn with Robert on his ass.
The bike it didn’t turn too well and skidded through the grass,
Then Kyle came along and flipped the finger as he passed!

Well a mile up the road Ol’ Robert’s giving chase,
Kyle stuck his finger up and looked him in the face.
The Honda couldn’t take it and poor Kyle lost the lead,
Those CBR900’s are a piece-o-shit indeed.

HA HA HA!!! :p



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-Paul
748_abuser
 
#16 ·
Paul,

Thanks for making my day. :)

P.S. Gotta run now, have to go to the bathroom nefore I pee my pants from laughing. :)


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Robert Basil
It ain't easy being green - Kermit the frog
But it sure is fun! - Robert Basil
 
#17 ·
Paul, bro, you have truly missed your calling in life! Now, how am I supposed to go clean the bike with these tears in my eyes? :eek:

And you'll get an extra slap in the head for calling a Honda a piece-o-shit, either next week if you stop off in Miami or in September when we meet at the Gap! ;)

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Stacia
Co-Admin
'00 Honda CBR600F4
"Objects in mirror no longer matter!"
 
#20 ·
Low Caliber rhymes that took me WAY too long to generate, but here goes:

To the tune/beat of Eminem: The Real Slim Shady

Ya'll all act like you've never seen a Ducati before…
Jaws all on the floor
Like Troy and Carl just burst thru the door
They started makin their passes first and before
Nicky ever gotta chance, he started getting' mad (aaahh)

It's the return of the Duc, ah, no wait, you're kidding
He didn't just lay down a bike like that, did he
And Carl Fogarty said…nothin' you idiots Carl's almost dead
He's lyin' in a hospital bed! (heh-heh)

He's ridin' towards the finish line
Only got one goal in mind
Doesn't even see the wall on his right side

now he's walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
Wavin' to you know who, "Yeah but he still rides though"

Yeah he's definitely got a couple of screws up in his head loose,
but no worse than what he'll experience if he don't cut loose...

...blah-blah-blah

Chorus:

'cause I'm Nicky Hayden yes I'm the Red Rider
Mat Mladin wants me to crack another header
So won't the real Champion (me) pls. Stand up, pls. Stand up, pls. Stand up


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~Nick
2000 CBR600F4
Piped, Jetted, totally trick...
Keep the Rubber side down
my Bruthas AND Sistas!!!

[This message has been edited by CBR Brutha (edited June 26, 2000).]
 
#21 ·
Well, I've been waiting a week for Paul to get back, so I could post the song I wrote for him:

Ode to Paul
sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies

Now here's a little story 'bout a man named Paul.
He had a pink duc, that wouldn't run at all.
He took it to the shop, but they were really, really slow.
We all waited at the Gap, but he didn't ever show.

Well, he says he's gonna hook up for a ride with RCJohn.
But when I think of that it only tends to make me yawn.
I know the awesome Honda will jump out into the lead.
A much better bike is what Paul is gonna need.

A REAL scoot........
not a pink duc.......
salmon, that is!

I think that although Paul, is someone we all like.
He needs to get a grip and just buy a real bike.
Even though he seems to really love his salmon duc,
It can't lean over far enough, to even scrape his puck.

Paul has tried to tell me that his duc is just not pink.
He says the color's "salmon", but that's not what I think.
I guess I'll truly find out if his duc's a piece-o-crap,
If he bothers to show up, in September at the Gap.

Ya'll come back now, ya hear! :D

NOTE: This song was simply a joke, nothing more, nothing less. I love Ducatis, just not pink ones. ;)

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Stacia
Co-Admin
'00 CBR F4 (the faster, silver/red model)
"Objects in mirror no longer matter!"
 
#23 ·
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Luv2RideFast:
Well, I've been waiting a week for Paul to get back, so I could post the song I wrote for him:

Ode to Paul
sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies

Now here's a little story 'bout a man named Paul.
He had a pink duc, that wouldn't run at all.
He took it to the shop, but they were really, really slow.
We all waited at the Gap, but he didn't ever show.

Well, he says he's gonna hook up for a ride with RCJohn.
But when I think of that it only tends to make me yawn.
I know the awesome Honda will jump out into the lead.
A much better bike is what Paul is gonna need.

A REAL scoot........
not a pink duc.......
salmon, that is!

I think that although Paul, is someone we all like.
He needs to get a grip and just buy a real bike.
Even though he seems to really love his salmon duc,
It can't lean over far enough, to even scrape his puck.

Paul has tried to tell me that his duc is just not pink.
He says the color's "salmon", but that's not what I think.
I guess I'll truly find out if his duc's a piece-o-crap,
If he bothers to show up, in September at the Gap.
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Thanks a lot Stacia! :D I've added 3 more verses for ya':

Well, the next thing you know Paul shows up at the Gap.
Tearing through the dragon all the Hondas at the back.
They're riding really slow and Stacia's bringin' up the rear,
at least it gives me time to sit and have another beer.

Ducati's are a breed apart from any other bike.
I'd never own a Honda, I would rather ride a trike.
A blaze of orange Duc flying past is all you'll ever see,
Knee pucks aren't an issue it is elbow pucks for me!

One last time I'm going to say my bike it is not pink.
Salmon's not an option it is Orange and Black I think.
Two months can't come fast enough I'll be there in the fall,
So be prepared to eat this song with pasta and meatballs!!! :D :p

I can hardly wait for "Stacia's Deals Gap Smackdown" in September...Woo Hoo!


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-Paul
You're slow, and your mother dresses you funny.
 
#24 ·
I love egging you on, Paul! You always have such great comebacks!!

Have fun with John this weekend and don't do anything kinky without the rest of us! Leave the K-Y at home, ya hear? :D

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Stacia
Co-Admin
'00 CBR F4 (the faster, silver/red model)
"Objects in mirror no longer matter!"
 
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#25 ·
Stacia, that was AWESOME! I needed that laugh while stuck here in my office on a Saturday.

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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."
 
#26 ·
this beverly hill-billy song is too much.

i especially liked--forget the knee pucks, it's elbow pucks for me.

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Tony

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