Speaking of TN weddings
You know you're staying in a redneck motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead."
Redneck ugly date test: Does your dog hump her leg with his eyes open, or shut?
Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?
Answer: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!
Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave
them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
(Boom, he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom."