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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-06-2002, 06:04 PM Thread Starter
 
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Speaking of TN weddings

You know you're staying in a redneck motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead."

Redneck ugly date test: Does your dog hump her leg with his eyes open, or shut?

Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?
Answer: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!

Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
Not bad.

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There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave
them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
(Boom, he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards
did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-06-2002, 06:10 PM Thread Starter
 
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DATING (Outside the Family)
Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.


DRIVING ETIQUETTE
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-06-2002, 07:32 PM
 
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See now! I told Kathie that you would be alright driving back alone by yourself late last night! I see that the bump on your head did not cause you too much damage, huh?

Good ones brah....butcha need to change that from TN over to Arkansaaaaaawwwww
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-07-2002, 09:27 AM
 
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Good ones brah....butcha need to change that from TN over to Arkansaaaaaawwwww

Why is it that whenever someone starts telling TN redneck jokes, all teh Tennesseeans start saying "ya need to change that to Arkansas"?

Always passing the buck, huh
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-07-2002, 05:44 PM
 
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OH man stop your killing me,lol.
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