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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-13-2002, 11:41 PM Thread Starter
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Smile Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio

I know my "Location" on the left says Chandler, Arizona. But I was raised in Ohio (Columbus) and it will always be my true home. (GO BUCKS!)



Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio

You may be from Ohio (pronounced A-hi-uh) if:

You think all pro football teams are suppose to wear orange

You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction

You live less than 30 miles from some college or university

You know what a buckeye really is and you have a recipe for candy ones

Toward the "lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south"

You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths

You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati

"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point

You measure distance in minutes

Your school classes were cancelled because of cold

Your school classes were cancelled because of heat

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day

You know what should be knee high by the Fourth of July

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. example: "Where's my coat at?"

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer and Jell-O salad with marshmallows

You carry jumper cables in your car

You know what "pop" is

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for the sports

You know which leaves make good toilet paper

You actually get these jokes, then forward them to your Ohio friends



I have to admit my favorite one is: "Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow".

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-16-2002, 10:25 AM
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That could apply easily to Indiana

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Sadly, I get ALL of those jokes. And sadder still, I have lived in this godforsaken place for my entire life.

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I don't think any of these are funny. Mostly 'cuz they are true
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Actually they are funny mostly 'cause they're true
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Dang that's funny!

LMAO! I'm from Akron, but recently escaped to Phoenix, AZ.

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You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. example: "Where's my coat at?"
Is that an Ohioism? Cause I do it!

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I was LMAO reading these! They are dead on...vacation to Cedar Point! BTW, going to Mid-Ohio and at least we have that, huh?

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