Resident Smart Ass!
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"it's not the smart ass behavior that gets to me... it's the dumb ass behavior that is a problem..." -Quote from my Aunt.
Only motorcycle riders understand why dogs stick their head out of car windows.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Ahhhhhhhhhh to be the older brother.
A cutback in in the police benefits coupled with the abundance of great German beer led these men to take an alternative approach to vasectomy.....
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
Join Date: Oct 2004
DON'T LAND YOUR BIKE ON MY DUDE!!!
Join Date: Jun 2001
After running out of gas halfway up the ramp, Gustaf realizes he is about to become really, REALLY unpopular. Again.
Join Date: Jan 2005
Reinhold was about to learn what drawing the smallest straw REALLY meant!
Join Date: Apr 2005
I don't think this is what she meant when she said to "put a rubber on it".