Resident Smart Ass!
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Help control the squid population, have your squid spayed or neutered
"it's not the smart ass behavior that gets to me... it's the dumb ass behavior that is a problem..." -Quote from my Aunt.
Only motorcycle riders understand why dogs stick their head out of car windows.
Amateurs, they could easily fit a kid in between them.
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
Join Date: May 2003
Honey we need a faster bike! shoping carts are catching up!
Join Date: Jul 2004
If your idea of "a sidecar" is dragging a shopping cart beside your motorcycle, you might be a redneck.
Join Date: Sep 2003
Damn inflation ..... this food cost me the shirt off my back !!!!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Lemme see...eggs..check...bread...check...butter...check ..skid lids...uh...I think we forgot something back there.
Join Date: May 2000
New express shopping cart attachment!
Join Date: Dec 2003
"... all i know is that you better not had forgotten the condoms"
Join Date: Jan 2005
Hurry Honey!!! back to the trailer park