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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-16-2004, 09:39 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-16-2004, 09:56 AM
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Not for a moped, Maybe a GSXR.

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with the purple spandex pants and track lighting, is it any wonder he's asleep?

if i had her standing over me like that, i could never close an eye.

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Fer fooks sake lad, wake up!!!
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That guy just rushed out to SanFrancisco last weekend...LOL!

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That guy just rushed out to SanFrancisco last weekend...LOL!
somebody gets it!

jo came from Miami FLA
hitched hiked her way across the USA
plucked her eyebrows on the way
shaved her legs then he was a she
she said 'hey babe, take a walk on the WILD SIDE!'

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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-19-2004, 02:09 AM
 
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Sigh,,,,

2 strokes and hes already done
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Sigh,,,,

2 strokes and hes already done
The smilie would indicate there's something wrong with that?


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Bob was totally comfortable with what he had given up for Lent.
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Mopeds are like fat chicks. They're great while your riding them, but embarrassing if your mates see you out with one.
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