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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-21-2002, 08:55 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-21-2002, 10:18 PM
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Thumbs down Naked bikes just don't seem to do it for me anymore!

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-22-2002, 07:04 AM
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S#!T!!! Late for work AGAIN!!! I hope I didn't forget my wallet..

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err...no comment.... ummm..I'm just speechless...
Thats just WRONG!!!

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2002, 01:32 PM
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Okay, these are both just wrong..


#2 - "oh no, I hit a raccoon, and it's stuck to my chest!"

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2002, 02:24 PM
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#2 my manhoods this big
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Nothing like a twig-n-berries massage while drying off from the shower....


Anyone remember the old Gallagher bit about god making you choose between hair and brains?

This guy chose hair.

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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-30-2002, 12:42 AM
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#1, If I was that bike I'd be trying to throw the fat bastard off too!

#2, Hey I guess its true. When you get old your hair slowly migrates from your head to your ass. On the way they stop and plant pimples every few inches.

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-30-2002, 06:53 AM
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Gear? We don't need no stinking gear!
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