Originally posted by sidewaysducati SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
I knew the barbie franchise would expand into the sportbike world, it was only a matter of time before malibu barbie would ditch both ken and her pink corvette for a real crotch rocket. The only thing Mattel toys forgot was the basket on the handlebars and some tassels on the grips