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UPI - Bumfuc, Egypt
Abdul Mullawalla appears to have become the first copycat of 9-11, when he took decisive action after his ex-wife refused his repeated reconcilliation demands. Unfamiliar with the controls of the stolen "great satanist SUV", however, Abdul miscalculated his trajectory and literally landed in the clink (unoccupied police storage hut), having to be "freed" by Egyptian Federal Police. They report that his "freedom" was momentary at best.
Mr Mullawalla was described by neighbors as "not the brightest bulb in the lamp".