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post #31 of 105 (permalink) Old 11-09-2000, 05:25 AM
 
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since he is dimentedly perversive
Don't you mean perversely demented?
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post #32 of 105 (permalink) Old 11-09-2000, 05:30 AM
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i hit some beaver this morning, yo mama's.
I just knew I'd see this as I was scrolling this topic, but I thought it would of came from Squidwanabe since he is dimentedly perversive

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since he is dementedly perversive
Don't you mean perversely demented?
It could go either way, I think. I'm no english major ,but I'm no where near ebonics, Iis be tinkin

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post #34 of 105 (permalink) Old 11-14-2000, 09:29 AM
 
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well it was raining one evening and i came to an intersection. after checking both sides for traffic, i proceeded to make the right turn. next thing i hear is a squeal of brakes and something hits me from the rear. the bike squirmed in both directions but luckily i had the presence of mind to open the throttle a little. the F4 just straightened out and i came out of the collision without any damage. turns out that i got hit by a woman in a minivan why was i not surprised!!!!!

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post #35 of 105 (permalink) Old 11-15-2000, 04:53 PM
 
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Well, the largest thing I hit and didn't crash would have been a Pontiac Sunbird. Atually, it hit me, but let's not split hairs.
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post #36 of 105 (permalink) Old 11-16-2000, 03:38 AM
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Probably because I ride like a wuss, I have not gone down on moto or hit anything notable. On my BICYCLE I have hit two interesting things I rode away from...

a)Cruising down Blewett Pass in WA, riding with a friend, a quail/chukkar/etc goes wingin' from left side of road toward me. Tries to go between us, but hits me in the chest while we are rolling about 40mph. It falls off chest onto top tube and flounders around long enough for me to yell at buddy up front and him to look around and see it there! Finally it flopped out to one side.

b)Riding 15 or so through neighborhood I pass two guys tossing a football around in the street. As I near, their little kamikaze yip-dog runs out at me. I wheelie to keep from hitting dog with front wheel and pin the runt under the rear wheel as I skid to a stop. I ask "Is this your dog? Sorry." as I ride away... Guess I wasn't realy sorry...
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I ran over a pregnant chad in Miami once. You could barely see it but the legal battles raged for weeks.
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I ran over a pregnant chad in Miami once.
What do you mean "chad"?

chad->small pieces of paper or cardboard produced in punching paper tape or data cards.

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I ran over a pregnant chad in Miami once.
What do you mean "chad"?

chad->small pieces of paper or cardboard produced in punching paper tape or data cards.
It's those mysterious things that fall off of voting ballots in South Florida.
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I ran over a pregnant chad in Miami once. You could barely see it but the legal battles raged for weeks.
I suspect the largest thing John has ever hit and not crashed was his own ass! I saw him slapping his ass as he rode his honda down the road yelling Yahooooooo! It was quite disturbing. Sorry bud I had to!
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