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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-17-2001, 12:02 PM Thread Starter
 
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An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree
murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on
the
run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been
sleeping in the bedroom.
He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on
the
bed.He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was
kissing her neck.

Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband

made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and
whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him
kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and
do
anything he wants.If he wants to have sex with you, just go along
with
it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make
him
mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says
"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't
seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was
whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked
if
we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong and I love you, too."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-23-2001, 07:00 PM
 
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LMAO! Good one!
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-24-2001, 06:02 AM
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LMAO! Good one!
You like that Thomas ?
 
post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-24-2001, 03:17 PM
 
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I figured I'd get a wise crack out of someone I was thinking that the story probably originated from some feminist, or someone like you, Squid.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-24-2001, 06:49 PM
 
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LMAO!!
(At the joke and the two of you)

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