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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-17-2001, 08:42 AM Thread Starter
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I received an email a few days ago.

It said a couple of things that I found quite interesting.

1.) Female Chimps will trade sex for food. (This I know to be true) - Prostitutes

2.) Pigs have 1/2 hour orgasms. - I know I what I wanna be if reincarnation is infact true.

3.) Only Humans, Dolphins and some kinds of chimps have sex for recreation. - So why do pigs get the big one?

Just thought I'd share this stuff. Who knows if it's true, I mean it came in an email so it has to be right??

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-17-2001, 09:22 AM
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by chris_y2k_r1
I received an email a few days ago.

It said a couple of things that I found quite interesting.

1.) Female Chimps will trade sex for food. (This I know to be true) - Prostitutes


As far as the chimp knows, sex is done regularly with or without food. It's instinct. A female chimp has to submit right?


2.) Pigs have 1/2 hour orgasms. - I know I what I wanna be if reincarnation is infact true.


And Scientists know this how? I'd rather have 5 second orgasms and have clean sheets than 30 minutes of orgasm but bath in shit all day!


3.) Only Humans, Dolphins and some kinds of chimps have sex for recreation. - So why do pigs get the big one?


'Cause pigs can't tell the difference between having sex and taking a shit???


Just thought I'd share this stuff. Who knows if it's true, I mean it came in an email so it has to be right??


That was interesting. Definitely. Anything coming from the Internet has to be true!
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-17-2001, 09:33 AM
 
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Oops, I saw the title of the thread and was going to send you Pete's phone #.
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-17-2001, 09:43 AM
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Oops, I saw the title of the thread and was going to send you Pete's phone #.
John the title is "Fruit for sex" not "Sex with fruit"
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John the title is "Fruit for sex" not "Sex with fruit"
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-17-2001, 11:41 AM
 
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Pigs???

Who ever found out that pigs have 1/2 hour orgasms probably did the research in person.... that dirty pig f##ker!!
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-17-2001, 01:45 PM
 
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They all have 30 minute gasms? I thought I was special!
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