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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-28-2001, 01:08 PM Thread Starter
 
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Wasn't sure where to post this... classifieds or women's forum so I just put it here.

For Sale:

One slightly used GE Lorad mammography machine.

Tan color with brown trim(seems appropriate ).

Apparently has good power. (The graph shows a setting for <3cm compressed breast thickness. I'm guessing that it would take some pretty good power to compress the average breast to less than 3cm.)

No reasonable offer refused. It is just getting in the way here in the welding shop.
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-28-2001, 01:18 PM
 
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I take it, you finally got that mastectomy John, congratulations .
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Throw in a lab coat and a trailer, and I'll be cruisin' the malls!
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-28-2001, 02:41 PM
 
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Throw in a lab coat and a trailer, and I'll be cruisin' the malls!
LOL!!! Can I be an associate!! PA-LEEEEZE!
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-28-2001, 04:33 PM
 
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Sure Kyle, but of course the associate's duties include examining the "personal hygene challenged" and cleaning the machine afterwards.
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-28-2001, 04:45 PM
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Throw in a lab coat and a trailer, and I'll be cruisin' the malls!

I'll be holding the "Put your breasts in our hands" sign .
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-29-2001, 08:04 AM Thread Starter
 
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LMAO!!

What is even funnier is that this is not a joke. We have a used mammography machine here. It no longer has a source in it but the girls at the mall won't know that. You could just use the same x-rays over and over while rubbing on their boobies.
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Mmmmmmmmm........boobies..................
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-29-2001, 01:37 PM
 
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Hell, you could probably convince more than a few blonds that a George Foreman grill is a portable mammography machine!
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