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post #1 of 45 (permalink) Old 03-14-2001, 12:23 PM Thread Starter
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I went home and got the bike on my lunch. I figured 66 degrees, sunny, little to no wind, what the hell. Well, no sooner had I gotten on the street when a Soccer mom in her Ford Titanic (Expidition) cuts me off forcing me into the next lane. I can tell she dropped something. Low and behold, it was her cell phone. I was pissed that she cut me off like that, but instead of the bird I had some fun with the situation. I got up next to her at the light. Her window was down and she was still on the phone. I proceeded to rev the hell out of the bike, next thing I know she is screaming at me "Do you mind, I am on the phone?". My resposne "No, do you mind that I am trying to live?". I felt good that I did not have to resort to violence, or obscene gestures. She was pissed, I was happy!

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Right on Jester!

Wish I could do that when I'm in my car!
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I wanted to hear that you reached in, grabbed her phone, and did a burnout on it! Your story was good though, but some form of taking, destruction, would have made it better. Maybe next time?
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I wanted to hear that you reached in, grabbed her phone, and did a burnout on it! Your story was good though, but some form of taking, destruction, would have made it better. Maybe next time?
Hmmm maybe next time. Who was it that had the squirt gun idea?

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I still think you should have kicked her ass.

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I don't think Will came up with it (could be wrong). But Will is the "Water Gun Man".
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Actually I just remembered something about the water gun thing. My cage (1988 Jeep Cherokee) has a rear wiper/washer combo.... well.... the hose is busted on the back. I found out the hard way that the water squirts directly behind my cage. It works great when people tail gate. Now if I could only hook up that system on my bike.....

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I don't think Will came up with it (could be wrong). But Will is the "Water Gun Man".
Paintball gun is more accurate and has longer range.
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Paintball gun is more accurate and has longer range.
Ya and fill it with marbles oops did I say that ?
post #10 of 45 (permalink) Old 03-14-2001, 10:06 PM
 
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Dude, today just isn't your day. Almost get run over. Almost have the scooter stolen. You better watch yourself.
I too had wished that you found a way to get back at idiot cagers. Somthing inbetween shaking your fist at them and throwing bolts through a windshield. But I suppose being irritating is okay. You now look like the jerk biker to the airhead in the Expedition who has no clue what you are talking about. That kind of sucks but...
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