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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-05-2001, 09:50 PM Thread Starter
 
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Dear Mr. Ex President:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for
what you have done, . . . specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in
college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have
sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation
and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible
after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate
witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment
and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other
"Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars of excess tax money.I really
didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients
for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you; the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware, I'm sure that Laura Bush
didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends".

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing
and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel, thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $5 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay! God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

Sincerely, A U.S. Citizen

P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet without which I would not be able to send this wonderful letter.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-06-2001, 06:11 AM
 
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So true. A woman in Arkansas told me in '93 that she voted for Clinton for President just to get him out of the state for good.
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-06-2001, 06:31 AM
 
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I'm dying here. I love that. I will send that to my Dad. He might be able to round up about 2-3 hundred Arkansas Yellow Dog Democrats to send it to.
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-06-2001, 12:26 PM
 
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Preach it brother preach it!
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-06-2001, 05:25 PM
 
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Thumbs up

Big thumbs up on that one! How true it is. Just thinking about how the Government uses our money is sickening. Too much isn't even for our country! Let's all pitch in our hard earned money to help the dim witted 3rd world nations........like the man said;

WE DON'T WANT OUR STINKING MONEY-TAKE IT!

HEY, IRS! YOU GOT ANOTHER GRAND COMING FROM ME!
ADD THAT TO THE 5K YOU ALREADY GOT! F--KERS!

SOMEBODY GIMME SOMETHING TO HIT! DAMN IT ALL!

My 2cents.......if I even have that to my name now.

HELP US BUSH, HELP US!
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-06-2001, 10:13 PM Thread Starter
 
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I sure hope there isn't some government mole surfing the web looking for trouble makers!
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-07-2001, 05:17 PM
 
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Angry

I hope every one of those govt jerks hears what we the people have to say. We don't answer to them, they should answer to us. We elect them to represent us, but I think that concept has eluded them. It's a free country, and I'll say whatever is on my mind, and if the people have a strong enough voice, they'll be heard.
Everyone say it with me..........."We want to keep more of our money!" Hey lawmakers! We working people work hard to earn our living, our money doesn't flow from a magic faucet! So, when pushing papers and pencils seems too tiring, too hard, too stressful, and when your big rump just doesn't like your "old" car anymore, just when you think a pay raise is justified for yourself, just remember that it is the working people who foot your candy ass bill.

That outta get some attention I just know that the majority of politicians are motorcycle enthusiasts
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-07-2001, 08:59 PM
 
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OMIGOD

MUHAHAHHAHAHA.
That is hilarious. Don't forget to remind him to give back the copy of "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Running the Country." Dubya might need it.
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-09-2001, 11:31 AM
 
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tech.. u could always vote libertarian.

miss kel.. i dont think jr will need the book..

a. he is seniors son (good genes)
b. he has a mba (the only president to ever have one if i remember correctly)
c. he is republican
d. corky from life goes on could do better than clinton.
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