Is the Chat room server ever going to work again. I can't talk to my friends fast enough on here.
I tried to get in using that irc.newnet.. yada.yada.net and couldn't find the SBW room. It had other rooms and in my confusion SBW apparently is SupleButtWorld. I have been in there talking every night to some girl named Conchita. I told her my name was Pete, showed her Pete's picture and she fell in love. For two weeks I have been posing as a Houston, TX area Accountant named Pete. I have just been talking dirty to her to make her feel good. She is a 300lbs woman from Waco, TX who wants to have Pete's children. Pete, I'm sorry. I didn't know it would go this far. But to show her what a good guy you are, I arranged a meeting for you and her at the Applebee's just down the street from your office. Also, she says that a Cajun accent really turns her on.