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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2001, 12:16 PM Thread Starter
 
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How to speak about WOMEN and be POLITICALLY CORRECT

She is not a BABE or a CHICK -
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER -
She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY -
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She is not DUMB -
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND -
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She is not an AIRHEAD -
She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She is not HORNY -
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS -
She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU -
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

She is not a TWO BIT WHORE -
She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

How to speak about MEN and be POLITICALLY CORRECT:

He does not have a BEER GUT -
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER -
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME -
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING -
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER -
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS -
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -
He has SWINE EMPATHY.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2001, 12:23 PM
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OVERLY CAUCASIAN!!! LMFAO!!
post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2001, 12:25 PM
 
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LOL!
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2001, 02:10 PM
 
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LMAO! I think "boob job" would have been more politically incorrect than "breast implants"...still funny.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2001, 07:13 PM
 
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LMAO
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