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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-25-2006, 03:56 PM Thread Starter
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I learned something today

If someone were to ask me; "Brian, can you pee in a Gatorade bottle while driving a truck down the road?"
I would answer a definite "yes".

If they were to then ask; "Brian, can you pee in a regular sized bottle while driving a truck down the road? (ie coke bottle)"
I would answer "yes, but with mixed results".

If they were to finally ask; "Brian, can you pee in a soda can while driving a truck down the road?"
After today i can answer a confident "no i can't"

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-25-2006, 04:33 PM
 
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So I have to ask... you willingly tried to pee into a coke can with it nice sharp mouth?!?! Thats like hitting up a girl with braces for oral...
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