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Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-litre barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.



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Now that will make for an interesting drinking tale...
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 05-04-2006, 03:42 PM
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Just another reason to not drink rum.... blech.

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Yuck, thats like finding out your wife is really a man... I think I'd stop drinking alcohol after that. One way to get alcoholics to stop drinking...
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Yuck, thats like finding out your wife is really a man...
I would think that it would be fairly obvious if I was married to a man... lol

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I would think that it would be fairly obvious if I was married to a man... lol

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Unless "she" has undergone gender reassignment...




After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."




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Yuck, thats like finding out your wife is really a man... I think I'd stop drinking alcohol after that. One way to get alcoholics to stop drinking...
Ha! that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I'd better go double check my wife!
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I'm funny to those who get my drift. Too bad I'm too witty for most people. This is why I don't do stand up comedy. Good thing bikers are smart.
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