Thats great. I've been wanting to write something simular to sprint for quiet some time. There is one more thing that is more infuriating than ISP's and thats cell providers. They are lower than lawyers and used car salesmen.
Mstrand: My professional writing follows a different style. Profanity, even as hidden as the above example is a clear indication that you will not persue any legal action. In fact its almost asking them to ignore your letter. I prefer to name stupid dollar ammounts on who knows what, and somehow imply that they will be liable for it. It helps if you add the better buisness burau in the "CC" section, and even throw someones first name there (even if complitely made up) to imply that "you know someone". Use as much lawyer lingo as possible. You might even have someone write you back.