Dan, as far as the skater getting jumped, I've seen that one before. The guys name is mike vallely. He's a tough mofo.
I just learned this story today around the easter table...
I have a cousin who is in his early 30's. He is an army ranger who is on disability right now while his back is healing up from a botched night jump. Anyway, the guy is about 5'8, not exactly someone who looks very menacing. He was recently in a convenience store when 2 guys picked a fight with him. One of them punched him in the face, and he proceeded to beat the hell out of both of them. Now, although they deserved it, he was charged with something and had to pay a fine. And his best friend who became a state cop, had to come and arrest him. I shit you not, this is a true tippmann family story.
One of these days one of those tough guys is going to pick a fight with the wrong person and get what's coming to him.
Originally posted by sidewaysducati
SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler