There's an internal portal and everyone's gettin' pics and putting up a quote. How about some suggestions?
Here are a few I'm considering:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
The world will not get better through technology. We must seek to be better people.
For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert.
Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.
Its a dog eat-dog-world and I'm wearing Milk Bone shorts.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Dragging knee is for the track, and dragging tail is for the lot. --Kane Friesen
When you're in a car, you're watching a movie; when you're on a bike, you're in the movie. --Robert Pirsig
Identity theft is not Fun