Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Terrible Hole, IN
Sounds like your best bet is to make it such a pain in the ass for someone to steal/mess with that it simply isn't worth it. Covers, locks, alarms, etc. Cable lock it to multiple trees/poles, hide it as well as you can, etc. Basically, make all the other bikes in the complex more attractive targets.
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion