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Thousands flock to see 'divine' calf

Thousands of people flocked to southern Egypt today to seek blessing from a calf they believe was born as God's reply to the publication in Europe of cartoons depicting the prophet, police said.

Some 20,000 thousand people had gathered in front of Mohammed Abu Dif's house in the village of Tunis to see the holy mammal, whose skin folds when he was born reportedly formed the words "There is no God but Allah", a police official said on condition of anonymity.

He said the villagers flocked from all over the southern governorate of Sohag to the farmer's house and had to be dispersed by police, who feared the gathering could get out of control.

Witnesses said they believed the calf was "Allah's response to current attacks against Islam", the official said.

He was referring to the publication in a Danish daily five months ago of cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed, which is banned in Islam.



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It proves they got a better control of their population than we do. All we could manage was $20k for a piece of grill cheese, they managed to gather 20k people to look at a calf... not bad...



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I don't get the "$20K grilled cheese" joke!

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I think he's referring to the grilled cheese sandwich that looked like Jesus.




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Hi Vash-

Praise the Lord and hallelujah! I'm checking into JetBlue for holy flights to Florida to pray to the glorious whitebread, butter, and yellow cheese sandwich.



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yes... cause allah would send a calf as his his choosen one to fight cartoons from Europe. If he did, then he's having a blast with god up there in heaven. Whats next? Would god make the aflack duck say allah instead?
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Is this real? This isn't made up?

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Is this real? This isn't made up?
It's fair dinkum. The article came from a major Autralian news network.




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Ok, we're supposed to fear a god who at his best can only manage to spell a few words in a calf's ass?



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