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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-09-2005, 06:40 PM
 
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Some women & their darn dogs. Even if it did like to go at the croch of humans.

Back in '59 Bill's DOT Observed Trials bike had been stolen. A bike you cannot miss due to all British official Racing Green though matt-chromed petrol tank & originally mine.

I am riding up & down the alleys with hope I can spot the bike in the rear of some homes & have this one home on mind due to the 16 yr old kid. Suddenly I am down on my ear. The woman's darn dog took me down on my Greeves Trials iron. Out comes this woman (an old g/f of mine when I use to live in Edmonton Alberta) all worred & pleaing for me to not sue them since they were poor with little money.

So my bike was damaged a bit & I was bleeding in the face. Told her I would not sue them, but asked about the m/c only no such m/c.

Thing is Bill was curious & next day found the bike IN said back yard of the house I suspected -------yes the one with the crazy dog. So we went down with my old VW van to get the bike & possibly haul it to my place for repairs, but it was ridable though the woman claimed her son had borrowed it from someone else. I am sure for LP was Bills.

Glad I dumped that gal for she came from rich parents that never were around home & she was going whackers. Seems like she latched onto the correct "joe" (I remember his as well as a trouble maker in the same city in Edmonton, that tried to steal a customer's bike from our shop) for they were both broke, only a part-time waitress yet drunk most of the time & their kid was just as crazy as the parents were------reason the dog was the same.

So dogs are often like the humans of the same home.

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I think that dude was pissed when he found out the dog was trying to bite his junk.

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Woudlnt you be? I love dogs, but if one tried to bite off my best friend, he'd be turned into slippers right there in the parking lot.



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Mean little dog wasn't it. Bites the womans snatch & then tries to get the man's family jewels? Those sort of dogs should be eliminated.

Way back I had one continually go after me like right across the street only always shot behind the bike. Friend over & with him about to lead I mentioned the dog, but not to worry. Problem was it missed his bike but took me down.

Spoke with the owner & he told me he was about to pound my teetch to the back of my head. I chickened out.

Riged up some garden hose by wiring one part closed then #4 shot down & wired at the top. Shoved it under my saddle. This time when the dog shot behind me I parked the bike & went after it with said hose & shot. Finished that one off with just two blows as it charged at me when I was on foot.

Later on my mother was at a card game & this one woman mentioned their dog was dead, yes the one I dinged in, & felt it was due to all its continual dog fights of where they had to have it stitched up so often. Seems said family realized it was the one to start the fights, so I did them a favour.
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...Riged up some garden hose by wiring one part closed then #4 shot down & wired at the top. Shoved it under my saddle. This time when the dog shot behind me I parked the bike & went after it with said hose & shot. Finished that one off with just two blows as it charged at me when I was on foot...
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Our so called Prime Minister of Cdn decided to Ban Handguns & does not know what he has started. What a time when the four Fed parties are running for lead position in January. He said that to favory Totonto, Ontario Cdn political people & those not knowing a thing about f/arms for it is already in the laws that one cannot carry a h/gun here in Cdn., & must have a Possession & Acquisition License which means the Govt knows more about us with a PAL then they do the crooked PM or his other criminal people running for office.

All my guns are registered, in fact my h/guns have been re-registered around six yrs ago & he is flapping his tongue about having h/guns registered---the jackarse does not realize that h/guns,in Cdn, have been registered since '34 & were re-registered six years ago. The last person he has to worry about are the law abiding tax-payers that have a PAL & registered guns under Govt demanded Safe Storage.

He is trying to say WE are the criminals, with our target shoot h/guns, not realizing said guns used by the criminals basically come from the USA & are smuggled into Cdn.

So you are safe Cookee as I cannot drag a gun out of a holster & drop you dead. LOL

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you can if u take him to the range and use him as the target
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-10-2005, 06:20 PM
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What the hell? This lady knows her dog bites, doesn't take him to the park for a few days because she knows he bites, but still goes back?!?!

Oh holy hell no!

I am glad that guy called the cops on her ass, if you have an aggressive/vicious animal, you don't take it into public places, ever! Does that dumb broad never watch the news or read the paper? Has she missed all the dog mauling cases that have happened lately???

I can't believe she's talking about the dog biting her vagina. What a dumbass.

cookeetree: you're just now realizing that???

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