Oh well at least it was a good thought. I do get these thoughts ever once in a while cookee.
Actually it happend to one crew I had when we were rebuilding this chain link fences for the Fed Govt & he had to hike off smelling of crap & load in his trousers. Took him about an hour to get back. I felt like docking him that hour, for he was a prize pain in the arse, but then thought the shame was enough.
On same job we had a practical joker that was giving everyone a pain & the crew threatened him with shoving the grease gun, loaded & ready for the conctete mixing machine, up his arse if he pulled another stunt. The challenge was to great, for he did & along with my assistant we turned away as they pulled down his pants to shove the grease gun up his crack & empty it. He ran off with pain & quit. When asked what went on I could only say my assistant & self were up farther looking at this damaged fence & any noise we thought was the one of chap's practical jokes again for all I could see was he had probably hiked off again to start on another bing for it was thursday.