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post #1 of 103 (permalink) Old 04-04-2005, 09:56 AM Thread Starter
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Well guys, gals, and hermaphrodites, the time has come for me to graduate college and move out into the world. It's been a long 4.5 years of college and Iím so sick of this shit that I just want to bang my forehead on the fuc*ing table every time a stupid gen-ed teacher gives me a stupid fuc*ing homework assignment. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!, is all i can think as the rage bubbles up inside me to near OJ'esque levels.
But I digress. Although nothing is final, I am in the front running for a Black Bear study job out around Lansing Michigan. I've worked with BB's for almost an entire year, i have good references, and I'm willing to move. The job pays 13.50/hr (i know it doesn't sound like much, but it's a lot to me), free housing, and a state vehicle to tool around in while Iím at work, which means free gas. It's only a 3 month job, but i don't have anything better to do, so if I get it, Iím gone.

So who lives around there that would like to stop in and give me a tour of that fine city? Iím pretty friendly and donít bite much. Although I have an uncontrollable leg humping condition.



And Dan, I have already found an academy that teaches Muay Thai and Shoot wrestling. (as well as BJJ and a lot of other stuff)
http://www.amafa.com/classes_offered.html

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Good luck to you, Tipp-dude! I'm sure you'll enjoy it....:-)

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Our little Tippy is all growed up! Pretty soon you'll start getting hair in funny places and liking girls.

Seriously though, congrats on graduating and good luck with the job! Check if some of the Redline folks are in that area.

Why do I see you as this guy:

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic390.htm

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Congrats Tippy!

Moving from one armpit to another I see..... Maybe someday you can move somewhere nice!
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Our little Tippy is all growed up! Pretty soon you'll start getting hair in funny places and liking girls.

Seriously though, congrats on graduating and good luck with the job! Check if some of the Redline folks are in that area.

Why do I see you as this guy:

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic390.htm
You know what i just noticed? I'll be border buddies with the spicers!!!!!!! Finally I can come visit.

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Congrats on graduating college man.

Best of luck to you with work and such.
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You know what i just noticed? I'll be border buddies with the spicers!!!!!!!

Careful, scott might make you his butt buddy.








Congrats Titty.....errr Tippy!

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You know what i just noticed? I'll be border buddies with the spicers!!!!!!! Finally I can come visit.
I'll start digging the pit in preparation for your arrival.

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Congrats Tippy! Being able to relax at night is really a reward in itself. Someday maybe I'll achieve that too.

Anyhoo, there's a funny irony to Kevlar's comments and yours. The Spicers live in the armpit of Indiana, at least by most accounts. So, theoretically, you could be going from armpit to armpit to armpit (or just pit).

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