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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-23-2005, 02:03 PM Thread Starter
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SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
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If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
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SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
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SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
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Yeah, it's a good effort, hey? I think Jester posted that in the "Captions" board late last year.




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Yeah, it's a good effort, hey? I think Jester posted that in the "Captions" board late last year.
Hum. Well, I can honestly say i don't look at that forum, so it's new to me.

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SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
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Sorry, mate, I didn't mean to sound like I was giving you sh*t. No offence intended.

I'm only new to this board and I found the "Captions" section to be very funny. You should check it out.




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Sorry, mate, I didn't mean to sound like I was giving you sh*t. No offence intended.

I'm only new to this board and I found the "Captions" section to be very funny. You should check it out.
It's ok, Tippmann is new here too.



Does the guy even have a passenger seat on the bike, or is she sitting directly on the storage compartment? That guy has mad skillz with the ladies.....
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It's ok, Tippmann is new here too.



Does the guy even have a passenger seat on the bike, or is she sitting directly on the storage compartment? That guy has mad skillz with the ladies.....
I couldn't see a seat on that bike either.

You love that little blue smiley don't you scott

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SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler
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I couldn't see a seat on that bike either.

You love that little blue smiley don't you scott
I keep meaning to ask Robert or Mike to add it to the smiley list.

And don't kid yourself, it's me you love, not just my smilies.

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Hum. Well, I can honestly say i don't look at that forum, so it's new to me.
I see how you are, that night of cheap sex meant nothing to you!





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