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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 12-28-2004, 10:32 PM Thread Starter
 
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Angry Worst....Movie....Ever!!

Has anyone seen Torque? I just rented it because I wanted to see some good sport bike action. WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!

During the whole move, or at least up until I turned it off, they only drive their sportbikes on dirt. Why didn't they just make the movie about dirt bikes?

I thought Biker Boyz was kind of lame, but now I have a new appreciation for it compared to Torque.

Anybody else feel like venting?

P.S. Don't even get me started on Ocean's 12
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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 12-28-2004, 10:45 PM
 
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Haven't seen torque.

Biker boyzzzz blew so much ass I couldn't even believe it. In the end scene, they race on DIRT??? WTF!?!
Here's a news flash, retarded movie producers: Sportbikes DON'T FUNCTION ON DIRT!!!!

Ocean's 11 was so shitty, I can't even imagine why you spent the money to see ocean's 12. The whole goddamn thing was slapstick, and a love fest for women who want to see Matt Damon and George Clooney go down on each other.

AHHH. Venting. I feel much better now.

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post #3 of 32 (permalink) Old 12-29-2004, 08:00 AM
 
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My wife, who is a recent inductee into the motorcycling family, picked up some cheap DVD's at Wal-Mart. One of them was Torque. I have not seen it, and did not intend to, based on what I've heard on this board. She really wants to watch it. I still have 1/4 of my 1.5L bottle of Bacardi left. I hope that will last me through the movie.

On the positive note, we are both going to a theater screening of Faster when it comes to Kansas City
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Anything featuring Vin Diesel is the worst movie ever.


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I agree, Torque sucked. Speaking about riding a sportbike on dirt, I saw some guy on a Suzuki sportbike riding through the flood waters in California yesterday on the Weather Channel! The water was about 1/3 of the way up his bodywork!
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I thought the movie looked horrible. And after reading the reviews on here from all the poor bastards that paid to see it, I have no desire to ever even watch the movie. Maybe if it was on tv one night and i had nothing at all to do...

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Ya, torque made biker boys look good. Ludicrous special effects, no plot, or acting, and silly stunts (Stoppies on dirt, or wheelie jousting).
Me personally, I am a glutton for punishment. So once someone tells me that they saw the worst movie ever, I have to go out and rent it. If you can identify with that feeling, watch ZERAM.

On the other hand, i rather liked oceans 11.



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Ya, torque made biker boys look good. Ludicrous special effects, no plot, or acting, and silly stunts (Stoppies on dirt, or wheelie jousting).
Me personally, I am a glutton for punishment. So once someone tells me that they saw the worst movie ever, I have to go out and rent it. If you can identify with that feeling, watch ZERAM.

On the other hand, i rather liked oceans 11.
I liked Ocean's 11 also . I heard that Ocean's 12 was supposed to be even better than the first.......to each his own I guess . As far as Biker Boyz and Torque.......... ......those two movies really made us look like shit to the public, which is bad enough already.
I really thought more were into our sport than that, but there truly must be some f#ckin idiots out there. I was one of the few that new better and still went and saw Torque at the theatre. I was totally discusted when I walked out and almost got nautious hearing all of the people say OMG, that movie was awesome we need to go by a crotch rocket! The next generation of riders that we end up with arent off to a promising start . Wish them well or good riddence?

You have the right to remain silent and errrm open your legs furrr me. -drunk friend and oblivious female-
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i HATED both of those stupid ass movies. i remeber when i was into imports and then fast and furious comes out. 2 days later everyone wants a hooked up import, or they just tried to hook up their moms camry and even worse a domestic. i swear that movie made me hate almost all imports. i thought biker boys and torque might have made a bunch of idiots get into bikes like the import thing but i dont think it has and i hope it wont
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Biker boys blew ass, and so did torque....total bullshit lameass flicks
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