Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Terrible Hole, IN
Originally posted by Tippmann
Alright, heres one of my favorite times I did.
I was cruzing around looking for curb monkeys and I picked up this little cutie. We were just riding around for a while and I decided to wind it up. I was just cresting 120 when I passed a car on the other side of the double line. I look in the rear view to see him turn on his light. Unmarked car I don't have a liscense plate on the back, so it's not like he was going to get me that way. So I slow down and pull over and try to look casual. I would have taken my helmet off if I was wearing one. As soon as he closed his door I took it off again. Bad thing was I didn't tell the chick on back what I was doing. Her leg slipped off the peg and burnt on the pipe(was wearinga mini skirt). I tore down some one way streets and dodged some oncoming traffic to lose the popo. He was pretty easy to lose, normally I have a switch that drops a bucket of roofing nails behind me, but I totally didn't even need it to dust this punk.
They'll never catch me.
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion