He use to work for a local car dealership here in Colorado, but as luck would have it he has just been selected for a sweet state job, making 35.00 hourly for a average 40 hour work week. He is guaranteed this income for the next 24 yrs. He is only 20 yrs old and do you know how he applied for such a awesome opportunity?
He bought a lottery ticket Yep.....my friend just hit 3.4 million!!
I should start playing, but I'm too lazy. Is he gonna buy you anything john?
Originally posted by sidewaysducati SWIPE THE CARD GRANDMA!!!
SWIPE THE GODDAMNED CARD!!!!
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler