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LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.



The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.


"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.


The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.


The hen was slaughtered after the incident.






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Well duh! Who the hell would wanna eat that hen now?

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Well duh! Who the hell would wanna eat that hen now?
oh, quit being so "cocky".
that comment was so "fowl".
i wonder if the villagers gave him "the bird".

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WOW! "eggs"cellent post Jester!

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A HEN?!?!?


I don't even want to think about the logistics of that one.

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oh, quit being so "cocky".
that comment was so "fowl".
i wonder if the villagers gave him "the bird".
You hurt my head sometimes.....
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You beat me to it, spicersh!

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You beat me to it, spicersh!

Man I love you sometimes.
thats enough out of you "chicky".
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thats enough out of you "chicky".


ZZZZIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!

He's on fire folks!




















we wish anyway....

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ZZZZIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!

He's on fire folks!

we wish anyway....
fine. i can take a hint.

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