Join Date: May 2003
Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL USA 33418
Can't I Just Shoot The Idiots?!?!?!?!
I thought I had seen it all… Then I went for a ride with a few friends to the store (Bar was dry, Can’t have that on a Friday night!!!) So we ride into the parking lot and a Cycle Cop I know pulls up and asks if we had seen and/or knew the person on the GSXR that’s in front of the store… Nope not with us… The bike looked familiar but I wasn’t sure so I kept my mouth shut. So we go into the liquor store and begin to look for the source of the debauchery for the evening.
We come out just when the cop takes off, lights blaring, after a blue/white GSXR turning out of the parking lot… WE GOTTA SEE!!! We follow and catch up with them a mile away. I thought I knew that bike… It’s a squid neighbor of mine a few streets down. He’s had it for about three weeks and stopped over my house last weekend when I was working on my bike, wondering if I could help him change his oil.
I wish I had a camera, I had to u-turn and pass’em a few times to be sure and stopped when I saw the patrol car on scene and him in cuffs. He riding in his typical gear (wife-beater, sweatpants, etc. ) and he has rider with him. Why did he get pulled over you ask???
Cause the rider didn’t have a helmet on… Ok, that’s legal here with the right insurance coverage but the rider was…. (You ready???)
4 years old!!!
Apparently, someone coming out of the grocery store saw them pull up and called the cops. Not only was the kid not able to reach the pegs, when they were pulled over, he was holding two bags from the store and had more stuff in a backpack that was as big as he was!
What in the Christ is wrong with this idiot!!!
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