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post #1 of 58 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 09:14 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Bully stories

I'm just curious...... how many of us got the living daylights beat out of us in school? Any one care to share a bully story? Either one that happend to you or one that you witnessed?



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6th grade, playing kickball.... I miss that game..... anyway, moron decided it was his turn to kick, while I was still up. Shoving started, followed by me throwing the ball in to his crotch, followed by an uppercut..... cracked his jaw.

Long story short, he was ok, no major damage, I did not even get suspended for it.

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the biggest bully in my old school was a girl. some of us are actually still afraid of her.

giving her our lunch money made it pretty erotic, it was like we were paying to get our butts kicked by a girl.

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the biggest bully in my old school was a girl. some of us are actually still afraid of her.

giving her our lunch money made it pretty erotic, it was like we were paying to get our butts kicked by a girl.

We spend our entire life paying to get our butt kicked by girls...then we die. Nice existence, if you're a girl.

Anyway, I was almost jumped in 7th grade by about 10 wannabe gangsters. The girl I lived nextdoor to asked me to go to a school dance with her and I said that I didn't want to go so she told her cousin to kick my ass...he brought 9 friends. The story ended w/ me getting the shit scared out of me and my dad almost killing the girl's father. Dumb bitch! I never did get jumped though...I wonder where those stupid pricks are now 'cause I'd love to get another shot at them!!!
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the biggest bully in my old school was a girl. some of us are actually still afraid of her.

giving her our lunch money made it pretty erotic, it was like we were paying to get our butts kicked by a girl.
Ha Ha...same here. In my case, this "girl" took a swipe at me...just barely grazing my chin. I was standing with my back against the wall, so as I jerked my head back in an effort to avoid the smack, I WHACKED my head into the wall. I almost knocked myself out...of course that wasn't the way the story was told around school!!! This was in homeroom, freshman in HS, about a million years ago! Wonder if Kelly ever made it to the WWF???
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A long time ago, I was dating this girl (, why do these stories have something or another to do with a girl?), and her brother just despised me. I could feel it in the air. This went on for about 5 years. One night when I was in her room... umm... studying , he comes banging on the door. So I decided to leave before his favorite four letter words got into high gear. He pushed me down the stairs and said that I wasn't welcome anymore and continued to push me around. Well, the story ends with him scoring a scar on his right cheek, a sore behind, and me without a scratch... and without a girlfriend.

Girls are trouble, except for Katie. She's DOUBLE-TROUBLE.
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Girls are trouble, except for Katie. She's DOUBLE-TROUBLE.

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Girls are trouble, except for Katie. She's DOUBLE-TROUBLE.
Qui, moi???




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I am from Jamaica we basically spend our child hood beating the shyt out of each other >>> mostly machete and rock stone fights with my cousins.

I did stab this kid in his eye with the pointed part of a compass.. Luckily he didn't loose sight in that eye I got the beating of my life for that one from my mom !!

Occasionally fights would break out in the movie thearters especailly if it was a good Kung FU movie..

People would get stabbed broken bones but would live to fight another day ,, nowadays everyone has a gun so fighting is no fun anymore
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Qui, moi???
How presumptuous, my dear. Nowhere does I mention Katie Spicer in my post, just 'Katie'.















Though, you are the only Katie I know at the moment.
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I don't remember there being a bully in my school. We were all good little catholic school kids.
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