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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-03-2000, 08:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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I have that same problem when trying to fart. I have to lift my ass up a little to get it out. Pegs help. BTW, mine smell like pig sh*t!

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-03-2000, 08:46 PM
 
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OK,

This started ok.....but I'm gonna move it to Chat..

will

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2000, 01:53 AM
 
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So I am on my way to work this morning taking a road that I have taken 1000 times before when I go around a corner and spot a dead deer laying by the side of the road. This thing looks like it got nailed by a convoy of 18 wheelers based on the fact that you can't tell the difference between it's head and it's ass. Anyways, as I am rounding the corner, my bike decides it wants to turn sideways. Right when I am expecting to highside, the bike gets back on course with a little wheel spin and some violent shaking. It turns out that whatever juices a deer is made of, are very slippery when they are spread on the road. Realizing how close I had come to laying my bike down, my stomach was in a huge knot. I finally was able to blow a huge fart about ten min. after the incident at a stoplight(can't fart while riding unless I stand on pegs--anyone else have this problem?) and sigh with relief. Just goes to show that you never know what you will run into even on a road that you know like the back of your hand.

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2000, 03:34 AM
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Mutants and other creatures can leave a greasy mess on the road. They have to clean the goose shit and worms off the track, because they are slippery.

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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2000, 04:01 AM
 
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No problem in the world that a huge fart cant make all better.

People who use Beano must be real uptight.

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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2000, 04:32 AM
 
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too much information.... hehe. :P

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2000, 07:19 AM
 
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i can fart while riding no problem but i rather fart while at the light (stopped) because then i can smell it... by the way my farts smell like roses

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2000, 02:57 PM
 
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Ever ridden through town with your visor up and smelled the cigrette smoke from the driver in front of you?? Makes you want to leave a present for the guy behind you.

If only I could eat enough beans, cabbage and crab cakes to keep jerks off of my butt in rush hour traffic.


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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-05-2000, 03:40 AM Thread Starter
 
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That's when I lift up my visor and take the cigarette out of my mouth and flick it on the guy in front of me. hehe

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