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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-05-2000, 11:13 AM Thread Starter
 
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#1) A sportbike will always turn me on and is certian to KEEP me excited...

#2) A sportbike won't get jealous if I rub up against other sportbikes, mount or bathe them...

#3) With a sportbike, I can get on my knees and not get dirty...

#4) A sportbike does what I want, when I want, and with who I want... And I don't have to promise to RIDE it later on in exchange for giving into my needs...

#5) A sportbike is capable of fullfilling my needs....

#6) A sportbike is cheaper than a year's supply of batteries and won't complain if I am tired, frumpy, skinny/fat, plain, or pissed off....

#7) A sportbike cures my headaches, doesn't cuase them....

#8) I can go down on a sportbike and have no explaining to do the day after....


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Trust me, bikes complain when you are fat. I have seen it.

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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-05-2000, 12:42 PM
 
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CBRChick,

You haven't met me yet. I'm way better than that.

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LOLOLOL!! I love it!

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-06-2000, 08:16 PM
 
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#9. Sportbikes always look sexy, full dressed or naked.

#10. Sportbikes can ride hard & fast and they keep going and going and going....

#11. You can instantly drop a sportbike...no questions asked.

#12. It doesn't mind being locked in the garage.


lmao...I kill me sometimes...




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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-06-2000, 08:38 PM
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I love it... Let the MADNESS begin....

I bet you your sportbike runs out of gas
before I DO!!!!

Whooooo aaaaahhhhhh!

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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-06-2000, 08:59 PM
 
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Sportbikes don't lie and tell you "No that dress doesn't make you look fat."

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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-07-2000, 01:59 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RCjohn:
Sportbikes don't lie and tell you "No that dress doesn't make you look fat."

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It's not the dress that makes you look fat, John, it's your hips

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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-07-2000, 03:18 PM
 
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Oh, Scotty you're really asking for it.

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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-07-2000, 10:31 PM
 
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You can add preload to a sportbike to compensate for a big ol ass...

Oh my did I say that out loud?

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