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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-05-2000, 07:06 AM Thread Starter
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1.) - When you get ontop the bike does all
the work.

2.) - Once it gets hot it takes a long time
to cool down.

3.) - If you don't like the one you've got
you can trade it in for a new one.

4.) - A bike is a cycle but doesn't have one.

5.) - Bikes don't do things that would have
them commited.

6.) - All you have to do to turn it on is
insert a key and press a button

7.) - If the bike breaks you CAN fix it.

8.) - If you have a good go one day, you don't have to call it the next.


That's all for now.. Feel free to:

1.) Flame, rib and ream the author.
2.) Add more (This would be better)
3.) Nothing (Perhaps even better)
4.) Logoff (best)
5.) Post a better topic (this is chancey)

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going for approach #2:

9)-a bike doesn't care if you ride another bike.

10)-a bike doesn't care how many other bikes you've have/had.

11)-you can 'use' a friend's bike.

12)-a bike is always ready when you are.

13)-a bike doesn't care if you're late.

14)-a bike is never late.

15)-a bike has no need for flowers, cards, or candy.

16)-and last but not least, when a bike gets old it becomes a classic, women just get old.

sorry ladies, i hope you all have a sense of humor about this.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chris_y2k_r1:

6.) - All you have to do to turn it on is
insert a key and press a button

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Not if you know what you are doing.



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With a bike, you can beat the p!ss out of it without facing any jail time.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RUG BURN:
With a bike, you can beat the p!ss out of it without facing any jail time.

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- Ummm.... You might want to delete that.


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pete:
Not if you know what you are doing.

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Do you really want to open THAT can o' worms?

Especially with "Cheetos" around??
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Sorry Chris, Cheetos has been retired it's just RCjohn now. It was done on Independence Day.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chris_y2k_r1:
- Ummm.... You might want to delete that.


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Chris,
Oopps I thought the question was "Why are sportbikes better than cats--my bad



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RUG BURN,

You're killing me. LMAO

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RUG BURN:
Chris,
Oopps I thought the question was "Why are sportbikes better than cats--my bad

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Jokes are just falling out on the floor
and I can't touch any of them!! Damn!!


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