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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-18-2000, 08:07 PM Thread Starter
 
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No two smiles could say more.

That is something you will laugh about many years from now Im sure, but I would have given Arifs bike to see that situation!

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-18-2000, 08:30 PM
 
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I am still LMAO.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RCjohn:
I am still LMAO.

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And I'm still drying my eyes from the tears!



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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-19-2000, 06:37 AM
 
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Last week, I took some guests, that were visiting from out of town to the Carter Presidential Center. Now, I’m no fan of President Carter, but these people wanted to go there. So my wife and I start walking through the museum and I’m looking around and commenting on the ridiculousness of a “Carter Museum.” I didn’t want to waste my time there to begin with, so I’m making it known to anybody within earshot. About two thirds of the way through, I start to rehearse “The Carter’s an Idiot Address” (no offense to you fans of Jimmy!). I was having a grand time verbally ripping and shredding on every piece of memorabilia and documentation I saw. Then I start into my spiel about Democrats (no party loyalty here), and how President Carter almost put our country in economic collapse. Well I’m just talkin’ all sorts of smack, when I turn around and I’m staring at Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter right in the face…NO SHIT! They were standing directly behind us!!! I must have turned 100 shades of stupid, and I stared for what seemed like hours! After all of my preaching and eloquent prose, the only words I could muster were “what’s up?”

Holy Shit…I choked!!! Here I am, staring the ex-President of the United States right in the eyes! Here’s my chance to have an honest conversation with the guy, and all I can do is sputter, “what’s up?” He asked if we were enjoying the visit, and my wife politely pushed me back as she answered his question. My wife later confessed that she wanted to vomit…she was that humiliated!

It’s a good thing that my verbal expressions weren’t threatening as I may have learned the Tazer Dance from his two Secret Service goons. I guess they have offices there where they spend a couple of days a week! I had no idea.

“You know, that same black van that’s been following us all day is sitting in front of the house.”

HA HA HA!!!!!


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Paul,

I believe that I asked you in a previous post if you knew Jimmy C. What, with you being a peanut sheller at Jif Peanut Butter plant.

I guess you know him now.

That story is hilarious. It sounds like something that I would do. I will remember it if that Piece of Sh*t Bill Clinton ever builds a museum in Arkansas(where I grew up). I think my response would be "What's up you pinko commie bastard." then "let me go you Secret Service Pussies... those tazers don't scaaaaarrreee mmmmeeeee!".

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at least did you didn't say wazzzzzzuuuuuuuppppppppppppppp

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ROFLMAO!!!! I would've given anything to see the look on your face. Sorry to rub it in, but you got NAILED to the wall, dude! I mean, here is Paul, the king of satirical, sarcastic bullshit, getting his ASS kicked up and down by the MERE PRESENCE of another human being!!!! And all he can say is "what's up?" LMAO!!! That story ROCKS!!!! Jimmy must have busted a gut laughing at your ass after he departed.



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BWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHA... oh laughing with you, ofcourse, not at you

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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-19-2000, 05:41 PM
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hahahaha! Great story bro.

Reminds me of the time I got into a fight with this guy in front of a local newspapers hq's and I look up and about 10 feet away from me staring at me is the (then) Governor of Arizona. I was wondering why all those guys in suits and ties started running up and trying to break up the fight.


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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-24-2000, 09:00 AM
 
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Paul, I knew you were a cool guy! LOL

And Kyle, thanks for giving Arif's F4 away and not mine!

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