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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-03-2002, 08:17 AM Thread Starter
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Now, this is what I call a wonderful Government plan to
detect terrorists. For all my female friends, I request
that you let me know if you plan to participate so I can
choose where to set up my chair. If enough of you decide
to follow the plan, I may even make a schedule so that I
can share equally with all of you the pleasure of
detecting terrorists.

Here is the Government program.

President Bush has asked all Americans to unite
together in a common cause to root out terrorists
hiding in our midst.

The Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a
sin to see a naked woman who is not one's wife.

Therefore, on Thursday, July 4, our FOURTH OF JULY,
at 2 PM EST, all American women who live in
residential communities are asked to appear in public
completely naked for one hour to help weed out
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other
women nude.

Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol, men should
display a cold six-pack beside them as further proof
of anti-Taliban sentiment.

Send names and addresses of non-participants in this
public display of female nudity and male beer drinking
to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts.

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-03-2002, 08:26 AM
 
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I too must applaud this subjection! I'm not trying to be a "pig" or anything, I just think if it's for the protection of our beloved homeland then it's well worth the sacrifice! I will struggle to get my lawn chair and beer ready. Although this is a last minute kinda thing, I'm sure I can make it with planning and execution!

PS. People we need to becareful with this! Make sure you wear sun screen, we don't want to lose anybody in the operation!
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There should be a weight limit. Gotta minimize "friendly fire" since everybody will be spectating.
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-03-2002, 08:50 AM
 
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and guys don't be cheap give the ladys a cold beer too as they will be hot from the weather and all that walking. Be nice and contribute towards your own protection!
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Well, if sacrifices must be made....
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There should be a weight limit. Gotta minimize "friendly fire" since everybody will be spectating.
That, my friend, is freaking funny! And I agree. Shouldn't there be a caveat in there that this only applies to hot chicks?

Yeah, I'm a pig. I know

Don't try to keep up with my life, you'll only get hurt.

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There should be a weight limit. Gotta minimize "friendly fire" since everybody will be spectating.
Be careful, some of the people in "that region" see cows as sacred creatures.
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Anything for the war on terrorism!

Do you suppose they will start making posters similar to the ones during world war 2? You know the ones with Rosie the Riveter. Except these will be Susie the Stripper.
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Be careful, some of the people in "that region" see cows as sacred creatures.
Holy cow... is that true?

Keeping the "Hap" in "Happy Holidays"!

Regime change begins at home.

Blind patriotism is worse than no patriotism.
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-03-2002, 10:18 PM
 
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There's no mooing going on here... I'll do it all fricking day, or until I get arrested... then I'll get cuffed. WOOHOOO!! What a great way to celebrate our nation's independance AND to rid the world of terrorism. It just doesn't get any better than that.
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